• Life Stories

    A Reunion for the Ages

    And I thought I was bad about the mail that comes to my house. I’m pretty good about keeping up with mail at work, but when I get home at the end of a day, I grab the pile out of my mailbox and toss it in a corner, where it molds nicely for 30 to 60 days. Then, when I think it’s nice and ripe I will turn on a Braves game and spend a couple of hours going through it. I’ve missed out on some parties and been late on a few bills, but I generally get by okay.

    This month, I’m going to my ¬–gulp – 20th college reunion at the University of Virginia. My alumni association has been sending me magazines, postcards, magnets, e-mails, etc., for about eight months now. That aggressive of a campaign is enough to eventually get my attention. So I called some college buddies, each of whom is, unlike me, an upstanding, successful, and well-organized lawyer, doctor, architect or investment banker.

    Their reaction? “What reunion?” They never look at their home mail. In fact, a couple of them were not happy with me for pushing them to the brink of a most unwelcome thought: that we are 20 years out of college. Eeek!

    So even though we may be sleeping on the sofa of some fraternity house (just like old times), I’ve excited most of them into going back for another weekend.

    All of this reminded me of an idea I’ve been nurturing for the past few years. It’s based on the fantasy baseball camp idea – you know, those guys in their 40s or 50s who pay thousands of dollars to put on a baseball uniform and go out and swing the bat with real Braves players in Florida for a weekend. I think colleges could have a huge fundraising fad on their hands if they began – you got it, fantasy college weekends.

    We’d all arrive on Friday night, check into the dorms, meet our roommates, register to take a few classes on Saturday and Sunday, pull on the old jeans, grab a quick bite at a burger joint, run over to fraternity and sorority row and bounce from party to party until 3 or 4 am. Bands, beer, dancing, (and lots of coffee in concession to our age). All the usual chit-chat: Where are you from, what dorm are you staying in, do you have a date (spouse), what’s your major (career)? We could make out with strangers in the corners and then all stumble down to the all-night diner and eat bacon-cheeseburgers and double orders of fries and then find our way to the dorms (no driving!) and sleep in late.

    We’d skip the 8 a.m. class, wander into the 11 a.m. lecture, go to brunch, head to the football game, go check in at the dorms, call home for more money, go out and start all over again.

    I’ve been thinking about this idea for a couple of years. Who knows? Maybe I should patent the idea and make money. I was promoting the idea a year ago to a buddy of mine who’s married. He got all excited and slyly urged me to ensure its fantasy-like quality and guarantee that no one could take their spouses. I was mulling that one over when his wife walked up and I told her of the camp idea. She loved it. Her first reaction was to urge me to guarantee that no one could take their spouses. Suddenly, her husband looked a little uncomfortable.

    “On second thought,” he said before wandering off, “I don’t think it’s a good idea at all.”
    Oh well. Maybe I’ll just mail them an invitation and see who opens it first.

  • Atlanta,  Life Stories,  Media

    The Great Speckled Bird

    One of the hazards of starting a newspaper in your home town is that you cannot escape some of the mishaps of your youth. About once a year I get a nice note from Buckhead resident Helen Sterne saying she is enjoying our newspaper, but she always closes with: “It certainly is a lot better than The Great Speckled Bird!”

    In the late 1960s Atlanta was no Haight-Ashbury, but long before bankers and lawyers were walking the streets of Midtown, the area along Peachtree between 8th and 14th streets was known as “The Strip.” The sidewalks and alleys were full of long-haired, blue-jeaned, tie-dyed “hippies” offering all kinds of illegal substances and alternative lifestyles. It made today’s Little Five Points look like Phipps Plaza. On any given Friday night, parents would drive us through The Strip on the way back from dinner at the Piedmont Driving Club or Capital City Club, lock the doors and warn us of the dangers of this part of town.

    So naturally, with 13-year-old curiosity, we would get up the next morning, tell our parents we were going to play tennis, and sneak out with our Jimi Hendrix T-shirts to “expand our minds” or to try to “find ourselves” amidst the record stores, head shops, and clothing boutiques on The Strip. One of the required souvenirs was to get the latest issue of The Great Speckled Bird. It was full of the latest inside reports on college students going on strike and closing down campuses, about battles with police in the streets of Chicago, about counterculture political parties, civil rights demonstrations, wild concerts, dangerous drugs and a movement older people feared most, a concept foreign to us – something called Free Sex.

    One day, I noticed an ad promoting an opportunity to make money: buy 50 copies of The Bird for 15¢ each and sell them for 35¢. My first newspaper entrepreneurial thought stirred. I could get rich! I bought 50 copies and the next day, took 25 to my school, Westminster. I could stimulate intellectual thinking and make a tidy profit. Only one problem: students didn’t want to buy The Bird from a freckly-faced eighth grader.

    Next idea: sell them to my neighbors. So I wandered up my street and stopped at the Sterne household. Mrs. Sterne answered the door. As I made my sales pitch, a look of horror crossed her face. She was the matriarch of a household containing her husband, the president of Trust Company Bank, and two Catholic schoolgirls. A household I was threatening to poison with radical, seditious journalism. Trying to fill the silence, I mumbled something about selling them at school. Well, when the story got around, I was selling them for the profit of Westminster.

    Two days later, I’m dozing in chemistry lab and the principal walks in, grabs me and says I am being summoned to Dr. Pressly’s office. Dr. Pressly, the school’s founder, was a man who was so polished, so patrician, but so powerful that I must have done something really great to be going to see him.
    He asked if I was telling people I was selling The Bird for the benefit of Westminster. I turned bright red and quickly said no. He said some board members had gotten confusing information and were calling him, greatly concerned. Graciously, he let the conversation drop there.

    But others didn’t. Apparently, at that very moment my father was at Peachtree Golf Club, involved in a shouting match with a legendary school board member, Mr. Warren, about my disparaging the good name of the school.

    All this because I was trying to make 20¢ a copy. I think I sold only about 12 of those papers. I wish I still had the rest. I could probably sell them for a lot more now.

  • Atlanta,  Life Stories

    Time Is on Our Side

    Everyone talks about how old the Rolling Stones are getting, but nobody does anything about it. Except, that is for a few friends of mine – we choose to relive a time when the world’s greatest rock ‘n’ roll band and we were all gathering no moss.

    The year was 1975. The four of us were in colleges spread across the South, but our bonds had been forged in high school and in our love for rock ‘n’ roll music played at a decibel level high enough to un-nerve our parents and later to enrich our audiologists.

    The best tickets to the Stones concert at the Omni that summer were being distributed to people who had lots of money or who had been in town when the seats went on sale. Falling in neither category, we were shut out of the Atlanta event, so we employed a recently-learned tactic in college: the midnight road trip!

    Having learned Mick & Co. were playing the next night in Greensboro and, even more important, to a general admission audience, we knew we could rely on our youth to gain advantage.

    Charging up I-85 and arriving shortly before 5 a.m. the day of the concert, Mike Egan, Charles Driebe and George Long and I attached ourselves to the front gate of the Greensboro Coliseum and held on for dear life the rest of the day as 15,000 more gathered behind us and tried every tactic to move up in line.

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    The four of us were already practicing our future careers: lawyers Mike and Charles spent the day deposing police, security and coliseum officials to map out the shortest route to the coliseum floor. I brought my reporter’s notebook and camera to record the event for posterity. George, already pre-med, was using his broken leg and hefty cast to deter others from entering our exclusive waiting area at the gate’s opening.

    When the gates opened at 6 p.m., three of us sprinted through doorways, between railings, down stairs and over a six foot drop to land on the arena floor, where we locked our arms on the wooden barricade at the foot of the elevated stage. Catching our breaths, we turned around and were stunned to see an empty arena.

    Suddenly we saw our Sympathy for the Devil strategy had worked: the next person to enter was Jumping Jack George, hobbling with his cast, with hundreds of impatient fans at his back. He jumped down the six foot drop as if he had a flexible cast and joined us at the front. We watched as within minutes the coliseum filled from bottom to top. Then I went to work with my camera, snapping close-up shots of the concert the four of us will never forget. Partly because we often get together, review the photos and relive the drama.

    A few months ago, Charles called me to propose another Carolina road trip. This time to catch the Stones in Charlotte at the new outdoor stadium. Realizing we have grown old with the Stones, we relied on newer skills: weaseling. We were among the last to arrive at the stadium and negotiated our way to the photographers’ check-in. Charles flashed his cameras and his music editor’s credentials and I showed my publisher’s card. Charles approached the “bench.” “If you have any extra tickets …” he said to a media-herder, who shouted back, “There are no extra tickets.”

    A few minutes later, a Stones official who heard us quietly and respectfully arguing our case walked up and offered us two tickets. They were on the second row. Just a slight step down from the seats in Greensboro 22 years earlier, but certainly a lot easier to attain.

    Photo: Photo of Mick Jagger and Ron Wood, from our front row seat in Greensboro, NC in 1975.

  • Life Stories

    Letters to the President

    I’ve been writing a lot of letters lately, some to people I’ve never met and others I’ve known in my travels through the newspaper industry. I’m looking for potential investors in my company. Things have been tight recently and, after three years, it might be time to look for some real live capital. These letters are a challenge for me to write.

    I haven’t been good about writing letters to my friends or family the past few years, but I have been sending them copies of my newspaper. When I see them, they say they feel like they have kept up with me through my (sometimes too) personal columns. So I usually let them do all the talking about what’s been going on in their lives.

    When I was a child, I loved to explore. One time I was rummaging through the attic and found a box of old love letters my mother had written my father before they were married and some after their wedding when he was overseas during World War II. I grabbed my brothers and sisters and we squealed with delight as we read through the more sappy passages. Apparently, dad had kept these hidden for years and mom didn’t know it. When we began peering into their youth, it must have embarrassed them because the next day, I caught dad looking over them one last time before he tossed them one by one into our outdoor trash incinerator. I was sorry I stumbled upon them.

    I’ve kept letters all my life. Some stupid ones from grade school, some from old flames in high school when I was at boarding school. And all the ones from my own courtship. I keep them in case my children or ex-wife have any interest in reading them someday.

    When I was eight or nine I began writing President Lyndon Johnson. I wish I had copies of those letters today. They would serve as a diary of sorts. I can’t remember all that I wrote him, but I do remember discussing important subjects such as my cats and my goldfish. I talked about my family and school. I don’t believe I addressed any political subjects. Vietnam was not on the front pages yet.

    I remember one day sitting at my kitchen table writing in pencil on legal pads. I had written six or seven pages when my dad came home from work.

    “What are you writing?” he asked.

    “Oh, a letter to the president,” I replied, matter of factly. I didn’t even look up to see what must have been a puzzled smile on his face.

    The amazing thing is that I got letters back. They were written by the president’s “personal” secretary and she assured me that President Johnson enjoyed reading about my cats and my family. She even sent along some autographed photographs of LBJ holding up his famous beagles by the ears.

    One time, when I was at summer camp in Tennessee, my dad forwarded a letter from the White House to me. I’ll never forget that day at lunch, when the counselor handed out the day’s mail. When he got to mine, his face turned ashen. He got up and walked around the table and pointed to the return address with the White House logo. He looked puzzled.

    “Oh,” I said. “It’s just another letter from President Johnson. He and I have been writing each other for a while.” My cabin mates were not very impressed, but my counselor treated me with a lot more respect after that.

  • Atlanta,  Life Stories

    The Secret Formula

    My friend Charles Driebe Jr. was born a lawyer. The first time I met him, when he joined our eighth grade class, he would argue about anything and would stick to his positions – whether they were right or wrong – like a pit bulldog.

    Although Charles has mellowed a bit in the past few years, he still exemplifies the old quote, “Often wrong, but never in doubt.” He is a fine lawyer and serves his clients well.

    But as for his friends, well that’s another matter. It is a rare day indeed that one of Charles’ friends ever wins acknowledgment that we won an argument with him. If we do, we lord it over him for years and brag about it in front of others – to his great consternation.

    One thing Charles won’t argue about is mayonnaise. He hates it. Back in high school, we started doing grown-up things like having dinner parties and guests would bring dishes. and before dinner could be served, he would carefully check each dish. If someone had made a casserole of questionable origin, he would lean down and sniff the concoction two or three times. Then he would squint his eyes, crinkle his nose, look skeptically at the maker of the dish and ask in his most prosecutorial voice, “Does this have any my-nez in it?” If a mayonnaise jar had so much as been opened in the same room while the dish was being prepared, Charles wouldn’t touch it, much to the dismay of the cook.

    When it came to dinner parties, I was a one-trick pony. I always brought my family’s secret blue cheese salad. It is no ordinary blue cheese salad. The lettuce and vegetable medley might vary slightly, but the recipe for the dressing was brought 120 years ago from Kentucky by my great-grandmother and I proudly maintain the purity of the original formula. It has an oil and vinegar base, with a strong kick. It has always passed the Charles test and he was one of my salad’s biggest fans.

    When Charles was engaged, he sent his fiancée to my house with orders to find out my secret formula so she could make the salad for him on a weekly basis when they got married. I don’t give out this recipe to anybody, but I was flattered with the level of honor Charles gave my concoction and I took her into my confidence. “There is one secret ingredient that I’ve never told anyone,” I told her very seriously. “And if I tell you, you have to promise never to tell anyone – and especially you can never, ever tell Charles.” Her eyes widened with excitement. “You don’t mean …” she said. “Yes,” I whispered. “Mayonnaise.”

    After their first meal she called me to tell me that our secret was safe. At one point, she told me that she had decided to tinker with the formula by adding even more mayonnaise. The more she put in the more Charles liked the salad. One night she dumped in what she was afraid was a detectable amount of the secret ingredient, but after Charles had had seconds and thirds, he leaned back and announced that she could now make the salad better than I ever could.

    For 25 years now, Charles has been eating this salad. I’ve let a few others in on the secret, usually after a few glasses of wine at Charles’ dinner parties, when he’s in the next room. Even my kids will lean over before meals at which Charles is a guest and ask in whispered tones, “Does Charles know yet?”

    “No,” I’d assure them. And he never knew.

    Until now.

  • Atlanta,  Life Stories

    Advent Angels

    When I was in fourth grade at Christ the King School our most exciting holiday tradition was Advent Angel in December. In late November, all of the names of the kids in the class were put into a bowl. We each pulled a name out and were sworn to secrecy as to whom we selected. Not even our teacher knew. During each weekday in December, each child would sneak into the back coat closet and leave a wrapped present for their selectee. At 2 every afternoon, our teacher would gather all the presents and carefully announce the name of each person who received a present that day from their advent angel.

    For a bunch of fourth graders who spent the rest of the day studying math, geography, history and the Bible, this half-hour exchange was high drama. Some people were raking it in. Bill Kelly opened awesome presents every day: chocolate, baseball cards, plastic footballs and the like. We figured he scored big time by being selected by a girl who had a crush on him. We were right. Some of the girls would get a dime store locket or a ring. You can imagine the oohs and aahs from the girls’ side of the room. And the catcalls and accusations of being in love tossed around on the boys’ side.

    We spent time during recess each day in investigative teams trying to pry information from other classmates as to the angels’ identities. The name of your angel was never revealed until the last day and then only if the angel chose to lift the veil of secrecy.

    Now this was all fine and dandy, except for one thing. I wasn’t getting any presents. It wasn’t mandatory that you be graced each day, but surely a few times a week, your angel would toss you a crumb of some kind. Midway through the second week, the most-asked question on everyone’s mind was not what were they going to get, but would this be the day that I got anything.

    I asked the teacher if it was possible that my name was not included in the bowl. She assured me that she had carefully checked every name before the drawing began. Soon I began to really hate the torturous half-hour of advent angels. Everyone would howl in unison when the last present was presented and I was empty-handed once again.

    As the third week began the teacher suggested to the class that my angel should consider sending me a message that I was not forgotten.

    Sure enough, on the playground the next day a classmate named Kathleen said my angel was saving up for a really big present on the last day. I tried to act humble in front of my classmates in the face of this great gift coming my way. “I’ll be happy with any present,” I would say. “As long as it’s not peppermint. I hate peppermint.”

    Finally, the last day before Christmas vacation arrived. My present was saved for last. The tension in the room was as high as a sudden death championship basketball game. Finally, my present was pulled out of the box. A long cylindrical present wrapped beautifully and adorned with lots of ribbons. As I tore the paper off, my eyes widened in horror and I and the whole class said in unison, “Oh, no, peppermint!”

    Ever since then I have declined to participate in any type of secret gift exchange programs, even as a adult. A few years ago I was pressured to join one office Secret Santa program and I inadvertently caused an office uproar that lasted for days. It was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life when I had to reveal that I was the Secret Santa everyone was discussing.

    Now I have my own business. We have few rules but you can guess one of them – no Secret Santa programs.

  • Atlanta,  Family,  Fatherhood,  Life Stories

    Falcons Fever

    My father did a very cruel thing to me when I was at the very young, impressionable age of 10. He bought season tickets to the inaugural season of the Atlanta Falcons. Ever since, I’ve struggled with – and at times conquered – a malady that is one of the most debilitating known to men: Falcon Fever.

    You see, the Atlanta in which I grew up was far different from the one we live in now. In 1966, young men of my age were divided into two groups: those that played football and those that didn’t. On fall afternoons, if my buddies weren’t at football practice, we would be at the Garden Hills field playing tackle football – without pads or helmets. (This all came to a stop when Mark Murray made a shoestring tackle on Mike Egan, slamming him to the cold, hard, uncultivated ground and breaking Mike’s collar bone. After that, we were restricted to touch football. At least when our parents were watching.)

    Around Thanksgiving, spontaneous fights would break out on the brutal asphalt and rock schoolyard at Christ the King when a Georgia Bulldog fan would insult the higher intelligence of a classmate wearing a Georgia Tech Yellow Jacket jacket.

    Add to this mix, as the NFL did so mercilessly, a concept called a professional football team. One named for the whole town. My buddies and I were all joined in one great anxious game: waiting for the day when we would have our own real professional football team. Most of us are still waiting.

    My dad took me to every home game. For a kid my age, the Falcons became high religion. I read every sports article in every newspaper or magazine I could find. I watched every television show, listened to every radio report, wore Falcon jerseys, put pennies in a Falcon penny bank and did homework in Falcon notebooks.

    In fact, I was so into the Falcons, that if they won their game, I would be in a high-flying good mood all week. If they lost, I was somber and depressed. I guess you can say I had a very depressing childhood.
    When I was away at school, I subscribed to the Atlanta newspapers so I could keep up with the latest bad news. When I was on vacation with my family where the Falcons’ game was not televised, I’d disappear into with a radio to search up and down the dial for any semblance of a static-laden report on the latest debacle.

    Then one day, I was given a video cassette recorder for my birthday. My life suddenly changed. I became a free man. I discovered there was a whole other day on fall weekends call Sunday. Instead of tuning in to the Falcons pre-pre-game television reports, I merely programmed my VCR to tape the games. I promised myself I would only watch them if the Falcons won. I never had to watch another game.

    On Labor Day weekend of this year, I had a relapse. I again fell victim to my childhood disease. I gathered my 11-year-old son and his buddy from Charlotte to watch another historic moment: the Falcons versus the new Charlotte NFL team in the debut of the Carolina Panthers’ new stadium. High drama. A great Southern rivalry being born. A passing along of father-son values.

    A few minutes into the game, after the Panthers had scored easily a couple of times, my son looked up.

    “Can Jeff and I go play on the Internet now?” he asked.

    “Sure,” I said, smiling in my knowledge that at least this is one family malady that isn’t hereditary.

  • Life Stories,  Media

    Jack Daniels the Mailman

    Scatter 43,000 newspapers around a city and you’re bound to meet new – and old – friends.

    A few weeks ago, my old postman from 30305 from when I was a high school senior called. He was there when I was awaiting word from four colleges. Two said no. One, Emory, said yes. The University of Virginia said maybe, and placed me on the waiting list with final word to come in two weeks.

    Every day at lunch, I would leave work to wait by the mailbox to see which path my life would take. On the third day, the postman asked if I was waiting for word from Virginia.

    “How did you know?” I asked.

    “I’ve got to read envelopes, don’t I.” he said. “By the way, I’m sorry you didn’t get into those other two.”

    “Do you open them, too?”

    “No. Skinny envelopes mean no,” he said. “Fat ones mean yes.”

    “Virginia’s was skinny,” I said.

    “Not skinny enough. You must be on the waiting list. You go by “Chris, don’t you?”

    “Yeah, what about you?”

    “Jack. Jack Daniels.”

    “You’re kidding me, right?”

    “No,” he said. “And my brother-in-law’s name is Johnnie Walker.”

    I continued to meet Jack every day ? rain or shine. He would know before anyone else in Atlanta what my future would be. I told him if I got in, I’d split a bottle of Jack Black with him. (The drinking age was 18 then.) The wait stretched into June, then July. Jack would hand me the mail and shake his head. I didn’t even have to look.

    Then one late July morning at 7:30, I was in the shower. My mother called down to say Jack was on the phone.

    “Congratulations,” he said. “The envelope just came through and it’s real thick.”

    I saw Jack a few more times that week. He had one last request. “Write your mother from school. I don’t want her to get after me for your being lazy.”

    “How about that bottle of Jack?” I asked.

    “Let’s wait until you graduate.”

    Later that year, I saw a new postman at my parents’ mailbox. He said after five years, Jack was transferred to another route. He fought the change, but moved on without telling the neighbors.

    Four years later, I did graduate and – in my farewell column as editor of the weekly college paper ? wrote the story of Jack and the mailbox. I mailed him a copy, care of the post office. In the years since, I moved around the South with five or six daily papers. He moved around Atlanta with different routes.

    Now, nearly 20 years later, Jack was on the phone. “I’m out in Kennesaw now,” he said. “Ever since you left I’ve looked at newspapers I deliver, thinking I’d see your byline somewhere. You’ve got some advertisers out here who get your new paper. When I saw your name, I had to call. In fact, I went and pulled out that old column you wrote about me in college and read it again.”

    We talked about the paper, about his new marriage and his new twins. We talked about how life brings people back in touch with each other in unusual ways. We wished each other well. I told him I’d add him to the mailing list so we’d stay in touch better this time.

  • Family,  Fatherhood,  Life Stories,  Media

    Heading Toward the 19th Hole

    When my brothers called to propose a round of golf last month, I didn’t hesitate to say yes. I don’t get to play all that often; maybe five times a year, if I’m lucky. This day would be special. For the first time, I’d play with part of my inheritance: my Dad’s clubs. On his favorite course.

    A few years ago, I turned down two invitations to play golf with Dad and my two brothers. I suppose I was too busy with work concerns. Now, a year after Dad’s death, I reflect on those lost opportunities with some regret.

    There are other times—some bad, mostly good—that I associate with golf. I remember my last game with Dad. We finished the day looking out over the course with our feet resting on the dashboard of the cart. I told him I hoped to retire early, maybe about age 55. He said he and his friends had the same goal once.

    “When did you change your mind?” I asked.

    “When we all turned 54,” he said, smiling.

    At a family funeral when I was in college, I met a distant relative, novelist Walker Percy. He invited me out to see the “western South,” and we played golf near his Covington, La., home. He then helped me land an interview and my first job at a Mississippi paper. Years later, when I read Walker was dying, I kept reminding myself to write him a note of thanks. Regrettably, I never did.

    I’ll never forget the early Saturday morning in South Carolina when my friend Mike Egan and I were looking for my lost ball on a par three. We then traced a dark trail in the dewy surface of the green. It led straight to my ball—in the hole. In one.

    Once, when I was in marketing The Charlotte Observer, I helped arrange an evening with Lewis Grizzard to benefit a local charity. While he was in town, I assumed the role of the paper’s goodwill ambassador and Lewis’ chauffeur. He asked if I could arrange a tee time at a local course.

    When we were on the fourth hole, it began to sleet rather heavily. Lewis and I were having fun and were anxious to press on, but his manager, Tony, was tiring of angling puts around piles of ice. We retired to the clubhouse for some Irish coffees.

    Lewis had another request. He asked if I knew anyone who could get him on the course at Peachtree. I told him I’d call next time I was in Atlanta—if it wasn’t sleeting. I never called.

    I suppose golf is like life in some ways. If you choose to play, you’re bound to land in the rough or the sand trap or the water once in a while. Sometimes, everything goes straight down the fairway. One thing is guaranteed: you will finish the round one way or another.

    On this occasion with my brothers, I had some good shots and some bad ones. I was proud to play with the clubs that Dad passed on to me. And, at least I didn’t let another opportunity to spend time with my friends or family slip away.

    As my brothers and I walked away from the 18th green, a youngster was on the practice tee, preparing for his trip to the first tee and his walk around the hills and valleys and traps of the course beyond.

    – October 1995 column